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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women! Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought. Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity. Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession. Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names?!!?" Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!" Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it. |
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