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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing! Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it! A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed! Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink! How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear! What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any! I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change! Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece! |
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