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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on. When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee. I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair! Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence. Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea. Q. Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A. Because red means Stop. Q. What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A. An air mattress. Q. What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A. She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head. Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question. |
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