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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1". Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag. Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No". Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving. |
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