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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring. |
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