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Birthday jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake! What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant! "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!" Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!" What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake! When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced. "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies." For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler! Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him! Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake! |
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