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Birthday jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!" Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one! "My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?" Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one! Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles! "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!" Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one! How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream. Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday! What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course! |
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