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Bird jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests! What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is! Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol) What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak! Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter! What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist! What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same! What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon . Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife! |
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