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Bird jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg? The bombshell! What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? It eggs-plodes! What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over! What is the strongest bird? A crane! What birds are found in Portugal? Portu-geese! What is the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird! Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages. My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch! Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss. |
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