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Bird jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? She lays hand gren-eggs! What happened when the chicken ate cement? She laid a sidewalk! What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? She kicked the bucket! Why did the chicken cross the road half way? He wanted to lay it on the line! What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics! What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!" Why did the chick disappoint his mother? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be! Is chicken soup good for your health? Not if you're the chicken! What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop-cakes! What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll! |
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