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Bird jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 Why did the chicken cross the "net"? It wanted to get to the other site! What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? An alarm cluck! Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan! How long do chickens work? Around the cluck! Why did the chicken end up in the soup? Because it ran out of cluck! What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck! What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? She was tickled to death! What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down! Why don't chickens like people? They beat eggs! Why is it easy for chicks to talk? Because talk is cheep! |
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