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Bird jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A great walkie-talkie! What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender? Shredded Tweet! What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish? Tweetie Pie! What kind of birds do you usually find locked up? Jail-birds! Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated! What is the definition of Robin? A bird who steals! Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide |
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