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Bird jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 What flies through the jungle singing opera? The parrots of Penzance! What kind of bird opens doors? A kiwi! What is a duck's favorite TV show? The feather forecast! What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A bird that will talk you ear off! What do you call a bird that lives underground? A mynah bird! Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market! What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker? A bird that talks in morse code! What happens when ducks fly upside down? They quack up! What happened when the owl lost his voice? He didn't give a hoot! What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message! |
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