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Bird jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 Why is a sofa like a roast chicken? Because they're both full of stuffing! What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird! Where do birds meet for coffee? In a nest-cafe! How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely? With it's sparrowchute! What is green and pecks on trees? Woody Wood Pickle! What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek? Fowl play! Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin! What's got six legs and can fly long distances? Three swallows! Why did the owl, owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er! What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers! |
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