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Bird jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons! What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'! How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday? Eat him on Saturday! What kind of bird lays electric eggs? A battery hen! What do you get from a drunk chicken? Scotch eggs! Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick-layer! Why does a rooster watch TV? For hentertainment! What happens when geese land in a volcano? They cook their own gooses! Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air? Because eggs were going up! |
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