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Bird jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly! What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna! What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime! Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines! Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper! What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver! What is a parrot? A wordy birdy! Why did the rooster run away? He was chicken! What is the definition of a goose? An animal that grows down as it grows up! |
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