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Bed jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you. Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying. How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it. When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it. When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet. Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay. Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept. Why did the man take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains! I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed! Knock Knock Who's there! Bed! Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am! |
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