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Bed jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet. Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip. Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one. Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed! Why did your sister keep running around her bed? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep. Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept. What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on? A horse! Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count! Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off! Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds. |
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