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Bath jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath. When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub. Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom). What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook. Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway. What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath? The scum of the earth! What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle! What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear! Which birds steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks! How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed. |
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