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Banana jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal." What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half. What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once. Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat. What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers. What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers! What is a ghost favorite fruit? Boonanaa! Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Knock Knock Who's there! Banana! Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed! |
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