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Apple jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 Why did Eve want to move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple! What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher! What's the difference between a worm and an apple? Have you ever tried worm pie?! When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the first time. The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling apples, and my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up... "See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either." If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all. |
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