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Ant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants! What is smaller than an ant's dinner? An ant's mouth! How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics? What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique! What do you call an ant in space? Cosmonants & Astronants! What do you call a smart ant? Elegant! What kind of ants are very learned? Pedants! Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein! What is even bigger than an elephant? A giant! How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten ants!

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