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Ant Jokes

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

Why don't anteaters get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

Why did the ant-elope?

Nobody gnu!

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

What do you call an ant with frogs legs?

An antphibian!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!


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Ant Queen with attendants

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Fire Ant

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Carpenter Ant

The World of Ants

Ants belong to an order of insects called Hymenoptera; this group also includes bees, wasps, and sawflies. They belong to the insect family Formicidae meaning "ant family." There are over 60 genre existing in North America comprising hundreds of different species on this continent alone. Worldwide there are thirty-five thousand known species of ants.

The most recognized ants are:  fire ants, army ants, carpenter ants, driver ants, harvester ants, weaver ants, fungus-gardening ants, aphid-tending ants, honeypot ants, and acacia ants.

Besides those ants that track across our kitchen counters, ants can be found in many places:  The live in the soil, leaf litter, rotting wood and dead trees. Ants are indigenous almost everywhere, except for the Arctic and Antarctic and some islands.

All ants are social. In fact, they are the only insects in which all species are social. Ants dwell in colonies which consist of families or groups of related families. These groups contains one or more queens, who rule the colony, and short-lived males, whose only job is to fertilize the queen. The other females in the colony are workers who stay busy by enlarging and repairing the nest, taking care of the larvae, tending to the queen, defending the colony, and foraging for food.

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News About Ants

Ants have déjÀ vu in home loss to Maine - Fort Wayne Journal Gazette

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Ants have déjÀ vu in home loss to Maine
Fort Wayne Journal Gazette
For the second consecutive night, the floundering Mad Ants fell behind early, spent the rest of the evening trying to catch up and never did. This time it was a 109-97 loss to the same Maine Red Claws team that beat them Thursday, 115-109; ...
Mad Ants Lose Second In A Row To MaineWANE
Mad Ants' Rojas takes no plays offNews Sentinel
Red Claws' surge goes on with win over Mad AntsPress Herald
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Fun and Play Are Key to Survival for Bears, Humans and Even Ants - ABC News

ABC News
Fun and Play Are Key to Survival for Bears, Humans and Even Ants
ABC News
And throughout life not only in humans but in all sorts of animals, including hungry polar bears, chained sled dogs, rats, cats, otters, migratory birds, and, just maybe - yes - ants. All sizes. One research team, led by ethologist Robert Fagen, ...

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Fire Ant Epidemic is a Problem in Southern US Says New Report from Planet Amazing - PR Web (press release)

PR Web (press release)
Fire Ant Epidemic is a Problem in Southern US Says New Report from Planet Amazing
PR Web (press release)
Millions of fire ants with aggressive tendencies are overwhelming homes in the Southern US, says Planet Amazing. The Planet Amazing report on fire ants shows how microcrystals can be used to safely stop the fire ants. It's a story that a scary movie ...

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Appsiedaisies announces Ants Vs. Zombees 1.0 for iPad - prMac (press release)

Appsiedaisies announces Ants Vs. Zombees 1.0 for iPad
prMac (press release)
[prMac.com] Manila, Philippines - Casual Games Developer Appsiedaisies today is pleased to announce the release of Ants Vs. Zombees 1.0, their first major title for iPad. It will be available in the iTunes Appstore starting Feb. 4, 2012.

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Read it: 'Big Hugs, Little Hugs' perfect for preschoolers - Sacramento Bee

Read it: 'Big Hugs, Little Hugs' perfect for preschoolers
Sacramento Bee
Bears, bats, even hogs and ants are illustrated showing their affection for one another. Why read it: The bright and colorful pictures display the whimsy and fun you'd expect from Felicia Bond. The story shows hugs between animals loved by toddlers, ...

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