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Answer me this jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? Do steam rollers really roll steam? Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? Do vampires get AIDS? Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Does killing time damage eternity? How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 
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What is it all About?Does it make me laugh or not, isn't that the question?Human beings are curious creatures, always wanting to know more, always asking the hard questions. Of course, the questions here are not hard, just a little twisted... While knowledge is power, humor trumps knowledge when it comes to quality of life.
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