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Aardvark jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark! What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark! What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark! What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark! What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark! Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks! What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em! Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose! Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner! When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants! |
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