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Aardvark jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject! Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs! What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks! Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book! What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout! What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark! What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark! What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark! What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark! What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark! |
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