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Aardvark Jokes

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What does an aardvark get when he overeats?

Ant-digestion!


What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?

Anta-Seltzer!


Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?

Bearbara Streis-ant!


Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?

Frank Sinostril!


What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?

It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!


What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!


What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!


What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!


What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!


How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Facts About Aardvarks

Aardvarks (ARD-varks) are predators that eat insects. Adult aardvarks can reach six to 7 feet in length, 3 feet In height and wiegh 120 pounds. They are hairless mammals with big snouts and rabbit-like ears. Similar to the South American Anteater, aardvarks have foot-long, sticky tongues, which they use to capture ants and termites.

The Aardvark (Orycteropus afer or "Digging foot") is sometimes called an "antbear." Native to Africa, this medium-sized mammal's life span is about ten years. Aardvarks are nocturnal, forest dwellers. They have one or two young at a time, usually at the start of every rainy season. The mother, called a bear, raises her babies in the burrows where they make their homes. Young aardvarks start digging their own burrows when they are six months old.

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News About Aardvarks


New York Daily News

WATCH: Baby aardvark takes its first steps
New York Daily News
By Roque Planas / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS An awwww-dorable baby aardvark taking its first steps and snuggling with its mother was captured in a video that has made the rabbit-eared, ant-eating critter an Internet star. Nuru, who's name means "light" in ...

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Baby aardvark takes first steps
Telegraph.co.uk
A two-week-old ant-eating aardvark has been unveiled at Antwerp zoo in Belgium. Little Nuru, which means 'light' in Swahili, is only the tenth baby aardvark born in the zoo in more than 50 years. Xavier Beghin, a spokesperson for the zoo said it was ...

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Baby Aardvark Walks For First Time At Antwerp Zoo In Belgium (VIDEO)
Huffington Post
Aardvarks may not be tops on your list of cute animals, but this video of a baby walking for the first time may just make you reconsider. At two weeks old, it's too early to determine the sex of the animal, which staff at the zoo have named Nuru, ...



Daily Mail

It's an aard life: Baby aardvark takes its first tentative steps at Belgian zoo
Daily Mail
The two-week-old ant-eating aardvark is just the tenth of its kind to be born in Belgium's Antwerp Zoo in the last 50 years. It can be notoriously difficult to get aardvarks to reproduce and the mothers can be particularly unloving to their offspring ...

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Auburn Journal

aARDvarks Can Be Fun!
Auburn Journal
Put a little longer ears on the Phanatic and you have an aARDvark! Fun is the key, be it with the future ARD Mascott, ARD Parks, ARD Events & ARD Programs - Lots of good ideas out ther - I for one am liking the aARDvark for now!


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